Agent Ward reporting on the recent wedding of one of our Geek Squad agents in Stornoway, Isle of Lewis, Scotland.
‘Wonders never cease. This weekend our very own Agent Graysmith managed to get some lucky lucky lady to tie the knot with him.
Now he’s of sunning him self on the Isle of Harris in the Western Isles, one island down from the Isle of Lewis in which the Stornoway Geek Squad is based (which isn’t sunny at all to be honest).
Who says we geeks are all scared of the opposite sex? It was a great affair and it all went down smoothly. There was no fainting at the registry, no old people dancing and falling over, no fights (that I saw) and the old tradition of throwing the bride and groom up and down at the last song didn’t produce vomit.
Both looked dashing in their attire. The bride in a beautiful gown and glowing radiantly and the groom in a black skirt, well it was a kilt….. but the tartan (of the Black Isles) looks rather skirt like from a few blurry feet away.
Much beer and wine was drank and good times had, there where even small kids sliding around on there knees on the dance floor, which is always a sign of a good wedding.
Congratulations goes out to our new Geek Squad family and apologies for not giving Agent Graysmith a PS3 as a wedding present.’
Agent Ward signing off…. A little worst for wear from the wedding dance.
‘Wonders never cease. This weekend our very own Agent Graysmith managed to get some lucky lucky lady to tie the knot with him.
Now he’s of sunning him self on the Isle of Harris in the Western Isles, one island down from the Isle of Lewis in which the Stornoway Geek Squad is based (which isn’t sunny at all to be honest).
Who says we geeks are all scared of the opposite sex? It was a great affair and it all went down smoothly. There was no fainting at the registry, no old people dancing and falling over, no fights (that I saw) and the old tradition of throwing the bride and groom up and down at the last song didn’t produce vomit.Both looked dashing in their attire. The bride in a beautiful gown and glowing radiantly and the groom in a black skirt, well it was a kilt….. but the tartan (of the Black Isles) looks rather skirt like from a few blurry feet away.
Much beer and wine was drank and good times had, there where even small kids sliding around on there knees on the dance floor, which is always a sign of a good wedding.
Congratulations goes out to our new Geek Squad family and apologies for not giving Agent Graysmith a PS3 as a wedding present.’
Agent Ward signing off…. A little worst for wear from the wedding dance.
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